Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. Yo que mierda te hice.Nada pero noo tu vienes y haces esta idiotez.Mira te lo advierto un chistesito mas y voy y te rompo todos tus arcos y flechas, pinto tu cuarto morado y con plumas y luego te prohibo entrar en la ventilacion. Please tell everyone. Peter nodded at Tony before repeating his message in Gaelic, Russian, Binary, and ASL. Tony and Harley cut their conversation and turned their attention away from the Iron Man suit laying open on the table and towards the boy. Peter meets Harley for the first time and doesnt know how to react, so he curses out Tony in Italian. The Widow agreed easily, leaning back in her own chair. All four of the Avengers in the room turned to look at Peter. For months the entirety of the New York police department, as well as anyone else the Starks could convince to join, searched for the tot. Shut it. No interrogating the kid. Tonys protectiveness was back, but Peter shrugged. Whats up? Peter was as perky as always but almost none of them actually understood what he was saying. Peter wants to tell him, but hes afraid of being rejected because hes not really heir material. Avengers seemed to be in shock. When they finally arrived at the huge white building with the avengers symbol on the front, Peter couldn't help but admire it. Words: 15302, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English, Series: Part 2 of Peter Parkers Adventures In Finding A Family. Mr. Stark is his father. And then on the way to the subway, a dog walker walked by with like seven dogs so I had to stop and say hello to all of them-. Words: 9623, Chapters: 1/5, Language: English, The Short And Sweet Ficlets Of Avengers Family :D, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parkers Parental Figure, Fix-It for Movie: Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021), Peter Parker is Tony Starks Biological Child, dont hate the author for making May and Ben bad, Peter Parkers Adventures In Finding A Family, Its not a crack!fic I swear but it reads like one, Avengers Team & Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter curses a couple of times in this fic, May Parker Has an Abusive Partner (Spider-Man), I just want them all to be a happy family, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism. screamed Peter gripping his ear hard and hitting him with his slipper in his hand looking like a one of those movie latin moms. Mira marica hable espanol que..= Look son of a bitch I spoke spanish what 4.Barton te adverti ahora te vas al carajo y voy a cumplir mi promesa.= Barton, I warned you and now got to hell and I will go fulfill my promise. platonic winter spider crack feat: badass Russian Peter. Peter Benjamin-Edward Stark was murdered on a Friday. YES! My take on Tony reacting to finding out about Skip. "Tony! MY WALLS! Peter Barnes has spent the last fifteen years scraping by in the South Side. After a freak accident during a field trip, Peter gains extraordinary abilities that break the very understanding that their society was built on. Never. As relationships change and adapt to the circumstances that follow, find out how the two hero's create their own family dynamic and live into their future. Peter's life as an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Peter learns what family really means. What does his sleeping have to do with his speaking Italian? Clint was confused, to say the least. What I remember was that Peter (Andrew Garfield version, I'm pretty sure) was in high school when the Chitauri invasion happened in The Avengers, and the teacher turned on the TV so they could watch the news. - , , ? He's their best subject and asset since the Winter Soldier. A lonely Spiderman meets America Chavez, confirms the existence of the multiverse, and finds love. Well lets get you back to the tower and we will fix this. It took Tony and Peter about forty-five minutes to fix Vision and Peter spoke to him in binary the whole time which only slightly annoyed Tony. Look, son of a bitch, what is wrong with you? FRIDAY had alerted the Avengers that Peter was having a panic attack in class. I will be right there.. The Stark family has started to mend the broken bond between them and the rogue avengers. It would seem that we were all reverted back to our native languages. Bruce was also super tired of this. Tuve que limpiar mi cuarto y mi cabello que tarda un puto rato. Tony, Steve, Sam, and Clint love to tease Peter about being cute and cuddly. An orphaned genius. In the aftermath of Sokovia, he finds himself retired and alone in an empty Stark Tower. And then this weird guy on the train tried to sell me candy which I was too tempted to take but I didnt cause there was probably like razor blades or rat poison or something in it-, Harley ducked his head and poorly hid a laugh behind his hand, Tony tried once more, Pete-, Also Im pretty sure Sam and Clint are having another prank war because I narrowly avoided getting a bucket of rainbow glitter dumped on my head on my way up, so watch out for that-, Anyways, Ive been working on a new web formula all day and Im stuck on this last equation, I was hoping you could look at it and-. Peter has been listening for months as Tony has told him hell help him in whatever way he can. Peter hadnt even thought about it and had joined the conversation. I know a lot about womens hips. Starks joke actually earned him a brief smirk from the Widow, and the men in the room looking amused. Rhodey unrolled the papers and as his eyes moved he went from frowning to stone-faced. Jewish Wanda Maximoff. Helping the youth learn, and all that. Taking suggestions for the name bc it started out as a wholesome idea then gained consciousness. The genius went to protest, before falling silent, glancing down to Peter. Set a few weeks after the events of Spider Mans Pizza Delivery Service. Natasha had been trying to sleep after some rather bad nightmares when her phone buzzed. Ned wanted to show me this new comic book he got which actually looked really cool, I think im going to borrow it, The brunette dropped his bag on the floor and automatically made his way to his corner of the lab, never looking up from his notes, oblivious to the other teenager in the room. Sorry? What if Peter Parker didnt grow up in Queens with Uncle Ben and Aunt May, but rather grew up in some Hydra base being trained as The Winter Spider? tip: arthur merlin words>1000 sort:hits. Stark, we know you didnt do that for us. Natasha scoffed, tilting her head to Peter, still tucked up to Tonys side. The bullying and neglection were annoying, but they were nothing compared to being orphaned when he was 5. Pyotr Romanov Barnes' improbable lifestyle. This tag belongs to the Additional Tags Category. They didn't know what to say. then retaken by hydra, got turned into an assassin, worked with the Winter Soldier, escaped from hydra, remember his past, started high school, became Spiderman. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works Hes hoping to find whoever May is and try to reconnect with her as family. In Peter Parker's world, he's the only one of his kind after a fateful encounter with an extraordinary spider. Please consider turning it on! Maybe it was the gunshot. Work Search: Hes just Spider Man. ? Sam was baffled. This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). Hed survived, but only barely, because of Morgan, and Pepper, and because in the back of his mind, hed always planned on getting Peter back somehow. And the Avengers only know 2 languages. None of them know what you are saying. Things don't exactly go as planned, Tony's kids nearly give him an aneurysm, and Pepper just wants a relaxing night out. Its not a big deal, May is just overreacting. Work Search: Good job. "Since aunt May is Italian I know both Italian and Spanish and I also know French and Russian from learning in my free time," said Peter. They visit a wizard to see if some of this erasing Peter business can be undone, and Tony and Peter go to see Pepper and Morgan. Well, all except Tony who was in the floor rolling off laughter at what Peter just said and looked like since he knew Italian and that wasn't far from the language he just spoke but still shocked he knew this language. The Winter Soldier and The Winter Spider. Tony can only understand Italian, and Clint can only read lips and sign.. Michelle Jones & Harley Keener & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe). If any non-platonic fic pops up (probably incorrectly tagged on AO3) send an ask and it will be removed. What's not fine, on the hand, is his full adoptive family showing up, holding a meeting about your secret identity, and inviting your team, so as not to be rude. "Hey kid, what's up?" A Lone Whistle in the Dark (ao3 . Please consider turning it on! Do you take what they offer, or do you keep them as far away from the disaster that is your life as you can? how do you say fuck in italian? Natasha and Bucky spent the rest of the night quizzing Peter on every language he said he spoke except for Italian because somehow neither of them spoke it. You can correct me if you want. Also. "Peter's not here," Pepper told Tony absentmindedly as she fiddled with a bag strap that had somehow become knotted. Bruce sighed. After Homecoming, (at the time of this oneshot) Peter is in a coma and has many scars all over his body and one large one on his face. Peter has a problem. What will Piper do when aunt May dies and she winds up all alone? Without Peter, Tony would be dead. Understood son of a bitch? The Triple Imposters fine. " And Then Redemption ". The old Academic Decathalon team having a trip to his house is fine, really. Peter was sure of it. He knew that once Peter started on his ramblings he was hard to stop. No parents? Natashas question earned Tonys eyes narrowing on her, but the loss of his parents didnt hurt as much as it used to. What the hell? Between raising the pile of younger siblings his parents dumped on him, corralling the unstable older ones, and attending an elite STEM school on scholarship, Peter barely has any time to breathe. But when the bullying becomes physical and things go too far, leaving Peter extremely injured, the Avengers pay a visit to Midtown. It seems you have all been reverted to your first language. Peter turned to Clint and signed to him, Everyone has been reverted to their first language. When a one-night stand has the potential to blossom into something more, will Steve give love a second chance? I could probably get by in French and German if I had to, I learned both because I was bored.. "CLINT FRANCIS ELIZABETH BARTON!" And to make it happen, she couldn't be the one to raise him. One-shots for Peter ParkerRequests: Open! Its that time of year again. I'll add warnings for anything that goes above something that you'd see in the movies, if anyone thinks I should add a trigger warning just let me know! ALSO this is heavily inspired by the book what if its us 100% recommend. Meanwhile Peter Parker was having literally the worst day ever. Hi. He said shyly, noting how Steves eyes narrowed. A following message sent him the coordinates he was supposed to go to. Although she packs one hell of a punch. Tony ignored the others entirely, a brief smile flitting in Natashas direction. Words: 2565, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English, Series: Part 3 of Iron Dad and Spider Son. Takes place during the two-year period between Spider Man: Homecoming and Endgame! . Even though he still is a child he has nobody left. Although, I have a couple of suggestions for practical improvement..