Rhiannon Rhiannon Manage Settings Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. I worry about the way information circulates at this school. : Youre wonderful. [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob] You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or six months from now, or maybe on the night of our wedding. Theres something else you should know. Olive Penderghast dolly grip Derek K. Cunningham . Olive! I knew he wasn't Latino, but for some reason all these shady backdoor deals had me talking like Carlito. : Olive:I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. last week to promote Cruella, Stone delivered Steve Martin's entire "rental car scene" monologue from Planes, Trains and Automobiles without any preparation. Oh, happy day, Mama! Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : We did not have sex. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : Brandon Arent you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit? WOOO! Everyone knows Emma Stone can memorize lines, but she surprisingly memorized a monologue from a movie made a year before she was born. Olive: He got a Coke Zero a-gain. Dill: Oh, clever wordplay. Olive Penderghast Rosemary : Paying me to lie for you, and calling me every name in the book. : [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"] Like a twig, or a branch. : Starring: Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes. Yeah, you pick family member of the week! : Except for "Huckleberry Finn", 'cause I don't know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy. It wasn't the left tit? I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. : : He can even marry people! : I was looking forward to putting all this behind me - I had done the crime, I was going to do the time. Look it up, big boy. Olive (Emma Stone): Ironically, we were studying The Scarlet Letter, but isnt that always the way? I didn't until I was 14. Olive Penderghast Not really. : Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there? Dill Just as long as *you* won't be there. Brandon He seemed a little incredibly gay Olive Penderghast Rosemary : What is it with you gays? : Ah, that Roman. Evan : : What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? Olive Penderghast A big old s. : Just kidding! Tell me everything. Olive Penderghast So the rumors are true. : Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson): I had a similar situation when I was your age. Olive Penderghast Hate, Mad, World. Youre thinking of Disneyland. But at least they have a pack. The kind that does it, or the kind that does it and doesn't have the lady-balls to tell her friend? Except that's the one thing movies don't tell you: how shitty it feels to be an outcast. : Official Sites Company Credits His. Also starring: Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan Byrd, Thomas Haden Church, Patricia Clarkson, Stanley Tucci, Lisa Kudrow, Malcolm McDowell and Aly Michalka. : Olive: (aside) My apologies to Mark Twain. Olive Penderghast [On webcam] I'm adopted. It's not really a term of endearment. Olive Penderghast Woodchuck Todd Olive: (while undressing) Relax. I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. : I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I don't know when it will happen. Quiznos Guy Rosemary [During an appointment with Olive] Except for Huckleberry Finn, because I dont know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy. The Accelerated Velocity of Terminological Inexactitude. : : Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit? Olive Penderghast What? Rosemary : Which brings us to Part Two. : How I, Olive Penderghast, went from assumed trollop to an actual home-wrecker. Emma Stone Easy A Monologue (changed a bit) Sarah Larson 4 subscribers Subscribe 1 Share 196 views 9 years ago This is the opening Monologue from Easy A. I hope you like it. 1. Guys, we were going to do this at the right time. Guys we were going to do this at the right time! : You can have them when you get taller. Marianne Bryant is the secretary of the student council, chairman of the Orange Blossom Dance Committee, and president of the Cross Your Heart Club - a club dedicated to shoving their beliefs down people's throats. : Olive Penderghast Don't get mad, but Brandon told me what you did for him. Just the rumor mill. : Oh, haven't you heard? A critical and commercial sleeper hit, Easy A was one of Fall 2010s most welcome surprises, a teen movie that didnt talk down to its audience, trusting them to be as smart as its motor-mouthed heroine. This is hard to say but Don Bryant is your father. Girl: Oh my God, did you hear that Brandon ran away from home? : : : [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend] : : Get it? : Rosemary : Fabulous! 20% off of Bath and Body Works. Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Rhiannon : [about the rumors that she punched Nina] : Screw all these people, Olive! No one talked like this in high school, but we all wish we handled teen drama with such wit and candor. No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. I started piling on lie after lie. I love this. Rhiannon Can I get you a beer? : Olive Penderghast The books you read in class always seem to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted. Rhiannon : And not the good kind. : Olive Penderghast And as we all know, by magic I mean nothing.. | Death, Forever, Dying. Olive Penderghast I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. : And, *boy*, did my Terminological Inexactitude accelerate with velocity. It's way too loose around your chest anyway! Funny, bitter-sweet and intelligent, Easy A narrates a plucky girl's struggle with handling a simple spat of dishonesty as it unravels into a fat web of lies and an eventual bad reputation.. Olive:If hes so smart, why is your boyfriend 22 years old and still in high school? : When her best friend Rhiannon invites her to spend the weekend with her family, Olive lies and tells that she will have a date with a nonexistent community college student. Olive Penderghast George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. [pause] Olive Penderghast It's not like I've actually been doing the things that people are saying I'm doing, but - then again - I'm not denying them, so I've just been wondering: is that wrong? Preferably to The Gap, but Id also take Amazon.com, or OfficeMax. : : : : Nina I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. Greetings again from the darkness. What, you don't like that? bit of an understatement, guvnor! Yeah, you're not really my type, either. His, with a capital H. If God wanted him to graduate, then God would have given him the right answers. Whether I liked it or not, I had *a lot* of customers. Don Bryant and I got caught in a very compromising and complicated position in the locker room during a basketball game. Your parents didn't. Rhiannon : Do you wanna have sex with me or not? : Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself, let alone another person. Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter", but isn't that always the way?